Thursday, December 11, 2003
This is a very tempting list to try out.... Ten Ways To Irritate LoTR Fans At The Movies:
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
3. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
6. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
7. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
8. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
9. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
10. In "The Two Towers" when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
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